EDIT: IN CASE I HAVE NOT MADE IT CLEAR, DO NOT TRY IN RANKED. AS I SAID, THIS GUIDE IS NOT MEANT TO BE HELPFUL TO THE MAJORITY OF YOU UNLESS YOU WANT TO TILT PEOPLE IN BLITZ. Also, the original title was supposed to be "Useless Metas and How To Play Them", but I guess it was either autocorrect or just my completely wasted brain. Meme Lyra: Get slowed son. General overview: Six crucibles: cheap, lots of healing, lots of slowing, lots of hp. My build: Six crucibles kek Not much to say here. Auto attack, heal teammates, get reported for trolling. WP Skaarf: Useful, since no one expects it. You've also got a nice slow, and health scaling effects. General overview: When the fight is about to start, time it so that you have about 0.9 seconds of your ult left, and douse everyone in the flames. Put down your B in the area where you might get backlined. (you should be at the back, behind your support and jungler, so by backlined, I mean when someone tries to break your formation/kill you by avoiding the other two) Auto attack whoever is the squishiest/doing the most damage/stronkest on enemy team. Use fireball if needed to secure kill/for hp scaling. Stay behind carry, don't stay in one place when autoing. Make sure to stutterstep. My build: -Poisoned Shiv -Tornado Trigger -Tornado Trigger -Tyrant's Monocle -Tyrant's Monocle -Sorrowblade/Breaking Point, I recommend Breaking Point if you're a more experienced player or can position yourself more effectively and have more awareness on the enemy positioning. You may also replace any of the last three items with defensive items if your roam is retarded, or if you're not good at dodging skillshots. Normally, you shouldn't have any problems with survivability if you position yourself correctly. Boots are okay if you're prone to making mistakes. WP Celeste Woot! Living vision dispenser! General overview: You've got a nice stun, your ult is used more for the psychological effect than anything, and you've got your A as some kind of scout trap/flare substitute if your roam is retarded. Be sure to constantly be on the move, and don't stay in one location for longer than five seconds unless your roam isn't moving much either. Stay behind your roam. My build: -Halcyon Chargers -Poisoned Shiv -Tornado Trigger -Breaking Point -Tyrant's Monocle -Tornado Trigger Don't do this build if you have no map awareness, can't dodge skillshots, or land your stun. Your stun is crucial to securing kills and escaping danger. Other than that, make sure to auto anyone who can stealth first, before focusing the squishy/whoever is carrying/damage dealer. If Kestrel or Taka happen to be carrying, then great. (Or not so great, since you'll get decimated by Taka if you don't back off and let him focus your jungler first) *More metas in progress* THIS IS A VERY TRASHY GUIDE, AND IT'S NOT MEANT TO ACTUALLY BE HELPFUL TO THE MAJORITY OF YOU. HOWEVER, TO ANYONE WHO CAN APPRECIATE IT, GO TRY THESE BUILDS, BECAUSE THEY'RE EXTREMELY FUN AND YOU WILL GET REPORTED FOR TROLLING MOST LIKELY.