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Sell me your main

Discussion in 'General' started by CookieRookie, Jul 17, 2017 at 11:47 AM.

  1. Pisci
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    Pisci Grangor

    Taka:
    1. He's a fox in a box
    2. He has the best skins
    3. Taka in fair and balanced
    4. Taka is not the most hated hero
    5. Taka is a member of house kamuhuehuehue
    6. He eats squishy heroes
    7. He's fast, like really fast.
    8. He's in the most artwork of the game
    9. He looks the coolest
    10. His abilities are super short
    11. He rarely changes in an update
    12. He can be invisible
    13. He can be invincible
    14. He's super easy to pick up
    15. Most cute hero
    16. He's like if attack on titan was furrified
    17. He's a ninja
    18. He cracks the most jokes
    19. Everyone likes him
    20. Taka is Taka
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  2. CookieRookie
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    CookieRookie Stormguard

    So tell me
    why should I try out taka?
    Give me twenty good reasons
    I need to know~
    Your awesome if you get this
  3. Pisci
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    Pisci Grangor

    I GAVE YOU TWENTY OF THE BEST REASONS!!!
    [​IMG]
    also that reference is from a song no?
  4. Teajcof
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    Teajcof Stormguard

    She can heal the whole team and block all dashes for a team if timed right. She also has strong basic attack damage at the start of the game which is great for snowballing and harassing the enimy team... she can reposition herself or enimies or whole teams with her ult she has everything you could want from a backline support. IT'S LYRA

    My off meta favorite:
    In a normal game she gets about 100 free armor and shield on top of her base stats. She procs an aftershock. She has amazing sustain. She burns through petals minions (unlike her roam build which gets destroyed)
    All of her counters are CP (until wp skye comes back) so she can just buy a single defence item (agis or fountian) When countered she has amazing stuns and silences AND good damage (bc you can get 4 dmg items and still be tanky as heck)
    For a utility jungler she is one of the best bc she has stuns massive sustain and an ult that does some decent damage and has amazing utility. (Its cp jungle catherene!)
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  5. Teajcof
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    Teajcof Stormguard

    Why you play captian if you can't reflex block (why crucible why!) (UNLESS ARE YOU PLAYING CP PHINN ;)
  6. Teajcof
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    Teajcof Stormguard

    Don't know how to counter? Considering pros don't know how to deal with him it is obviously more than just them not knowing how to counter people (clearly he needs a nerf)
  7. CookieRookie
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    CookieRookie Stormguard

    Yes, do you know the song?
  8. Pisci
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    Pisci Grangor

    Thirsty Merc - 20 Good Reasons
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  9. slashingwinds
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    slashingwinds Technologist

    It's much easier to ban than to counter.
    Plus, alot of pros are comfort on Vox, and they would much rather see Baron banned than him. If he was so difficult to counter, I'm pretty sure he would have some sort of insane 80% winrate in the pro play, when he does get chosen. Plus, his counters are characters that haven't recently been used much, such as WP Idris in lane, so some don't feel comfortable choosing that against him straight up.
  10. CookieRookie
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    CookieRookie Stormguard

    I wonder did you actually know that or had to look that up
  11. Aesthete18
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    Aesthete18 Undead

    Ardan. I need roamers.
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  12. BestBlue
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    BestBlue Stormguard

    All le/se skins
    Over 2k wins
    You can join one of the most competitive guilds in eu( VVG) (currently in ragnarok)
    I almost completed t3 skins aswell
    Only two heroes without skins.
    I have some well known pros in my friend list you can try your chance.
    Vg bronze
    Give your price we can negotiate.

    NEVERMIND I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BUY MY MAIN ACCOUNT.
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  13. CookieRookie
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    CookieRookie Stormguard

    Was waiting for these jokes about actually selling
  14. Gdcr7
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    Gdcr7 Grangor

    Just main baron and get those free elos before he's going to get nerfed.
  15. Pisci
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    Pisci Grangor

    i heard of it a while back, but i had to google who was the artist
  16. SpecialCarrot
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    SpecialCarrot Stormguard

    Koshka
    She's super fun, who doesn't like running around at 300 miles per hour? Her base skin sound effects are super satisfying too.

    You play Koshka? No need to ban baron anymore! Just snowball him instead. She was also extremely successful during the Alpha OPOP times. If the enemy goes lategame you can eat them for breakfast and control the game by the time lategame rolls around

    She's quite easy to pick up but if you want to master her you need to learn the rotations of the enemy and when to invade (E.g. When treants spawn/when to gank lane or invade jungle

    Also who doesn't like cat girls? I SAID WHO DOESN'T LIKE CAT GIRLS? Her walk animation is awesome and she does twirls in the air for her B
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  17. Colton
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    Colton Elder

    Ardan is arguably the easiest captain to play. Many people who don't Captain think they can play him... but those aren't REAL ardan players. The real ardan player gets a triple stun with his ult, Vanguards the his jungle for a triple slow, then punches the fleeing vox to death! If someone on your team dies EVER you're playing ardan wrong.
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  18. BestBlue
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    BestBlue Stormguard

    Wanna buy it? I can tell you all female players on my list aswell you can try your chance on that too.
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  19. Spicyfries
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    Spicyfries Stormguard

    I'm gonna keep it short and simple.

    2 lives.
  20. SpecialCarrot
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    SpecialCarrot Stormguard

    You just completely alienated all female players from buying your account
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